iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

(Source: 40ozbaka, via bambi-sass)

niick4:

when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about 

(Source: stability, via phobias)

smallgovernment:

what’s the difference between an old greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts?

one’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean

(Source: exeggcute, via fake-mermaid)

urbancatfitters:

why are bagels so much better than regular bread….my head knows its just bread in a circle….but my heart….

(via fake-mermaid)

crystuls:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation

(via fake-mermaid)